I found a t-shirt that had a line on it that made a parody of That's Amore by Dean Martin:
When your sword ends up high
and you pummel that guy, that's Fiore
And I loved it so much that I decided to rewrite the entire song to be a parody about Fiore.
[Intro: Choir]
(In Friuli where swords are king)
(When edge meets flat)
(Here's what they say)
[Chorus]
When your sword ends up high
And you pummel that guy, that’s Fiore
When your sword seems to bind
And a play comes to mind, that’s Fiore
[Bridge]
Swords will ring, clang-a-tang-a-tang
Clang-a-tang-a-tang and you’ll sing, “Lotta bella”
Feet will play Tippy-tippy-tappy
Tippy-tippy-tappy like a Farfalle de Ferra
[Verse]
When you’re fighting a duel
And you want to look cool, that’s Fiore
When you strike down the line
With your feet all in stride, you’re in stretto
When you strike to a bind,
But you know, you’re not binding, compagne
Scusami, but you see
Back in old Friuli, that's Fiore
[Chorus]
When your sword ends up high
And you pummel that guy, that’s Fiore
When your sword seems to bind
And a play comes to mind, that’s Fiore
[Bridge]
Swords will ring, clang-a-tang-a-tang
Clang-a-tang-a-tang and you’ll sing, “Lotta bella”
Feet will play Tippy-tippy-tappy
Tippy-tippy-tappy like a Farfalle de Ferra
[Verse]
When you’re fighting a duel
And you want to look cool, that’s Fiore
When you strike down the line
With your feet all in stride, you’re in stretto
When you strike to a bind,
But you know, you’re not binding, compagne
Scusami, but you see
Back in old Friuli, that's Fiore
[Outro]
(Fiore) That's Fiore
Here is a link to the T-shirt if you want to buy it from the creator of the original idea!
Just wanted to share that with everybody in the wider world because I love all things Fiore. Or as Dean Martin would say: That's Amore!
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